There are people in this world who really believe that this is the natural order of things: men have orgasms, and women have babies. This is a balance, a man is made happy for two minutes and a woman spends the next nine months serving as host to a life-threatening parasite, then the next eighteen years held legally, morally, and fiscally responsible for the health and well-being of that parasite ... while the man is free to wander off or stick around at his own time.